Local Commercials, Stop Yelling at Me

Have you ever cut on your television and started to watch your favorite program, and as soon as you get comfortable the commercials start?

"No worries," you think to yourself, "just another commercial."

And then BAMMM a nuclear reaction takes place and the loudest noise ever conceived comes through your television, and it happens to be the voice of the man at the car dealership down the road!

Then what is supposed to be his fun-loving child becomes a crazed voice on the other end of the psycho tube you're watching, "LOOOWWEEEERRR DDADDDDYYY!!!!!" (you Dothan folks know what I mean by this one :p).

Anyways, the above picture is Norton Furniture store's commercial that is notorious for being the strangest late-night commercial ever made by a local business (there are a few others by Norton Furniture that are equally as strange, this is just a captured frame from one of them). The poor citizens of Cleveland, Ohio get to experience this natural hallucinogen on their TV without even popping in Pink Floyd's The Wall DVD (which, if that were mixed with Norton's commercial then I'm pretty sure the antichrist or some other form of apocalyptic creature would be birthed, and it would simply yell loudly while putting everyone under the influence of LSD's illegitimate stepchild drug).

Not to mention the quality of local commercials is comparable to that found in a terrible 60's horror movie. BUY SOME BETTER CAMERAS! Seriously, why spend money on a commercial when you can take one on your cell phone, email it to yourself, and send that masterpiece to your local broadcasting station.

Of course then the quality might be a bit too good and slightly unbearable for them, wouldn't want it to be something worthwhile!

Just thought I would give a shoutout to the ridiculously loud, crappy commercials that I see every day.

Buy a new camera and turn the frickin' volume down. Cheers.

Trevor